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Post by genma on Aug 2, 2014 7:03:05 GMT
Although Genma couldn't say he was as lazy as the Jounin Commander, there was still a line of effort that he tried not to cross. Handing in trivial paperwork was effort that he certainly didn't exter regularly, and had managed to escape the wrath of Izumo through the Hokage's own incompetence about the matter. He usually managed to at least pretend he was trying to get through his stack by hanging around the Jounin's lounge, where it had long been established that he was taking the seat closest to the fan. His landlord wasn't fixing it any time soon, and Genma had taken the position since he'd been a small boy still barely able to understand how to protect a Hokage with a senbon.
It seemed that tradition didn't seem much to the newer generation, he sighed as it seemed Tsume's son had taken his spot again. It didn't matter that Genma had stolen the seat from an older Jounin when he was fifteen anyway: it was his spot and he was still alive and using it. The worst part was that Kiba didn't sleep light either, meaning that staring at him from across the room didn't seem to be doing much either--which probably said a lot about Kiba's skills as a ninja too. It had soon become a strange passive-aggressive cycle, which the Inuzuka never seemed to wake up to be able to participate in.
Genma wasn't often fussy, but he didn't like being hot as the heat tended to melt his hair into the back of his neck. No matter how much he shifted or coughed or threw rolled up pieces of leaf he'd pulled off t he poor plant, Kiba just didn't move. His scowling didn't last too long, interrupted by the door going and finding himself surprised at the face that greeted him. "This is the third time this week," Genma regarded Kakashi, as if the Jounin was supposed to even understand what Genma was sulking about. "He's dead, I'm sure of it. I'm not sure if I should just throw the whole plant pot at this point."
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Post by kakashihatake on Aug 2, 2014 7:20:20 GMT
Kakashi wasn't sure how he'd been roped into doing paperwork, but here he was, sitting beside Genma in the jounin lounge and wasting away in the sweltering heat. The heat usually didn't bother him, but Kiba was fast asleep by the fan, blocking half the airflow. Oh well. Kakashi had already removed his flak jacket to try and relieve himself of some heat. Now, to get to work and finish as quickly as possible. With Naruto struggling to grasp all the duties of being Hokage, Kakashi had managed to go three months without turning in paperwork--a record. He'd eventually been bullied into it by Sakura, scolding him and telling him that 'he shouldn't make Naruto's job any harder.' He sighed at the thought. When had he taught his students to be courteous and responsible?
Kakashi didn't notice Genma sulking as he began his menial task. He'd been ignoring the tokujou until he heard the man speak. "Hm?" He questioned. What was Genma talking about? He lazily looked up at Genma, and then past him to Kiba, who was snoring. Ah. So that's what it was. "Genma, you've been sitting here this whole time, have you even asked him to get up and leave?" He knew Genma preferred to sit by the fan. Everyone knew that. Except Kiba, apparently. "Do you just expect him to wake up?" His eyes suddenly caught sight of the paper littered around the Inuzuka. Kakashi grinned wickedly. "Have you been throwing things at him???" This could turn into a fun game. Maybe they could wager on something...
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Post by genma on Aug 2, 2014 7:38:34 GMT
"I am a ninja," Genma declared, as if that solved Kakashi's question--which he supposed it sort of did. It was a wonder that every other Jounin in the lounge hadn't left already, or commented on his behaviour. "And sadly I decided that my ninja skill would be throwing tiny objects at light-speed. It's not working to my advantage right now," he admitted, tearing off another strip of leaf and rolling it up into a tiny leaf-senbon. He threw it just as he had with all the others, sighing as it did nothing. "I can't believe this kid is partially your fault. Didn't you ever point out to Kurenai that maybe she should think about training him to wake up a little better?"
He was even more surprised about the dog too, seeing as he had always assumed that they were just as sensitive and easily-provoked as Kuromaru. Apparently dogs really did take after their owners, or at least they did if they were part of the Inuzuka clan. "I'm serious y'know, I honestly think you could throw that potted plant at him and he'll sleep through it. I thought about talking to him, but then that means potentially pissing Tsume off. At least this way it's his own fault for not waking up--which she's gonna shout at me for anyway," he groaned, taking some gravel out of the bottom of the plant and flicking that at him too. "Either way I lose, I might as well get some fun out of it."
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Post by kakashihatake on Aug 2, 2014 7:56:21 GMT
Kakashi raised an eyebrow at Genma's toddler-like statements and behavior, but he said nothing, only listening to the tokujou complain. He was used to listening to this sort of thing from Genma. After a while, he was used to it. Kakashi was silent for a moment, clasping his hands together and resting his chin on them as he stared at the plant in the corner of the room for a moment. Hm...it was time to make things interesting. He was looking for any excuse to get away from paperwork anyway.
He completely ignored the comment about Kurenai, barreling forward. "Do you want to bet on it?" His eyes slid back to focus their attention on Genma. He had a wolfish grin, full of mischief; it meant he was up to no good. "I bet that he won't wake up if you throw that potted plant at him." He crossed his arms over chest. There were a million things in the jounin room they could throw at Kiba, and he was always willing to bet with Genma. They would always start off with small wagers, and then they'd grow extremely bizarre or humiliating.
"Are you gonna throw it? Or are you too scared?"
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Post by genma on Aug 2, 2014 18:52:28 GMT
Genma raised an eyebrow as Kakashi took on a posture that seemed to suggest he was thinking something over, almost happy that the guy had showed up if he was going to lend a helping hand. Then Kakashi opened his mouth, and Genma's happiness was shortlived before being replaced by his conscience. "Are you crazy? If I throw that then Tsume will actually kill me," he groaned, vividly able to picture Kuromaru ripping chunks of his throat out before rolling him into a ditch to die.
Then again, she was already going to chew him out for harrassing Kiba--maybe he could play along with objects that wouldn't potentially kill the kid, or himself. He mused it over with a few chews of his senbon, wondering how much money he could make out of this. He was certain that Kakashi would somehow swindle everything--it was just how he worked and Genma had long come to accept it. "I can balance the plant on him," he offered, sure that Kiba wouldn't wake up from that. "If I break the plant then the gophers are going to want me to get a new one, at least this way it's not guaranteed to break, and we can balance a few more things--maybe get a better game out of it," he offered, eyebrow raised with a small smirk to the corner of his mouth.
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Post by kakashihatake on Aug 3, 2014 4:33:44 GMT
Kakashi seemed disappointed that Genma didn't want to throw things, and he feigned irritation. "Fine fine, since you're so frightened of what Tsume will do..." He teased. Like he could talk; he was just as scared of Tsume as Genma was. His fake annoyance went away quickly and he gave his signature smile. "Though you are right, Izumo and Kotetsu would get upset if we broke the plant." While he enjoyed teasing the two gophers, getting an earful from Izumo was not something he ever enjoyed. "Fine. Balancing it is." He agreed.
"Let's start with the plant first, then figure out what else to balance on him if he doesn't wake up." Kakashi began to lay down the ground rules. "What should we wager on for this first bet? Hm?" It didn't matter what they bet, or who won; Kakashi was confident that he would gain all the winnings anyway. This game was also a great distraction from paperwork. "What about lunch? The loser has to buy the winner lunch."
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Post by genma on Aug 3, 2014 5:09:20 GMT
"Lunch is something I can do," Genma nodded in agreement, still sure that he was going to be the one who ended up paying for it. At least this way he knew it was going to be an afforable loss, instead of just raking up more and more debt that Kakashi was going to win from him anyway. Only a fool would seriously bet against Kakashi, but Genma was no fool--only a bored shinobi with a plotted plant and an idiot for a friend.
Besides, it wasn't as if putting a plant onto Kiba was a hard task to acomplishl he hadn't earned his rank by fluke. Genma stood quietly, one hand sliding under the bottom of the plant as he approached the sleeping Jounin. He found it easy enough to switch his hand to the top of the plant, lowering it into Kiba's lap by the steam. His eyebrow cocked slightly at the lack of reaction, wondering what it would take for the boy to respond. Turning back to Kakashi and displaying the plant with a smirk, he moved closer with a small laugh. "So what's the bet here? I feel it's only fair that you take a turn to put something else on him, and then I take a turn."
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Post by kakashihatake on Aug 3, 2014 5:59:54 GMT
"Hm. Too easy." Kakashi stated as he watched Genma put the plant in Kiba's lap. "That sounds like a good idea. We'll take turns balancing items on him, and whoever wakes him up is the loser." He agreed. Now that the details were in place, he was ready to play to win. Either way, he'd win, even if he woke Kiba up. He was good at making Genma seem like the perpetrator. "To make it more interesting, no putting things like paper or pencils on him. That's cheating, and it wouldn't make the game as fun. Go big or go home." He grinned.
He looked around the room for the next item to balance on Kiba. The jounin room had an assortment of items, none of them belonging to Genma or Kakashi but that didn't matter. They were going to be used in their little game. His eyes fixated on a bento box in one of the open lockers. Hm. That could be good. He walked over and picked it up, grinning as he felt it was full. Who cared who's lunch it was, it was going on Kiba's head. With his ninja abilities, he made his way quietly over to Kiba, before balancing the bento box on top of the Inuzuka's head. He blanched as he thought he heard Kiba snort, but no, the jounin continued to slumber.
Smirking at Genma, he said, "Your turn."
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Post by genma on Aug 3, 2014 6:50:33 GMT
"These all sound like reasonable conditions," Genma agreed, eyes already scanning around the lounge for what else could be used. He hadn't intended to use paper or pencils in the first place: this wasn't the academy and he certainly wasn't going to lose on purpose. He took note of Akamaru too, wondering if items balanced on him counted too. His attention was soon taken by Kakashi completing his round, eyebrows furrowing together in disbelief.
"How the fuck?" He muttered under his breath, unable to understand how he'd managed to balance it so perfectly. He was in awe, there was a reason Kakashi had always out-ranked him and this was it: his bento-balancing skills had out-preformed any ninja that had ever existed before him. It left Genma in a tight spot about what his next object was going to be, wondering if there was any point in trying to show up Kakashi. Maybe Kiba just had a very flat head, he tried to rationalize.
Looking around again, Genma decided to settle on a nearby kettle--maybe they'd be out of commission for tea but did that really matter at this point? He picked that up, gently balancing it on top of the plant--which was a little harder than Kiba's head or lap. It took some quick trial and error, but soon enough Kiba was sleeping with a kettle added too.
"And now?" He turned to Kakashi, unsure how far this man was willing to go if his first choice had been someone's lunch.
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Post by kakashihatake on Aug 3, 2014 22:00:59 GMT
Kakashi grinned smugly at Genma's mutterings, replying, "Years of practice." Not that he had balanced objects on sleeping ninjas before. Despite his laid back demeanor, Kakashi never backed down from a challenge. He did have a running 'rivalry' with Gai that had been going on for at least 20 years now, and even if he feigned disinterest in the rivalry, he enjoyed giving Gai a run for his money. Giving Genma a run for his money was just as fun, sometimes even better.
He watched Genma complete his turn with the communal tea kettle, balancing it on top of the plant. Damn. Why hadn't he thought of that? He let out a low whistle. "Impressive, impressive...but I think you can do better than that." He admitted with a smirk. "Just watch and learn my friend." Now he had to up the ante.
He took another quick look around the room for his next object. He found a dry erase marker, and pocketed it. It would be useful later, but not for balancing. Near the lunch area, he saw a few lunch trays sitting around and he grabbed one. Perfect. He made his way back to Kiba, and precariously balanced the tray on top of the kettle. This was more difficult than the bento box, so he stood there for a moment, adjusting it till he was sure it was in perfect balance. He took a few cautious steps away, and watched for a few moments only to see it wasn't going to budge.
"Still sleeping like a baby. What next, Shiranui?" He challenged.
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Post by genma on Aug 3, 2014 22:21:35 GMT
Genma was in a pinch, that was for sure. He chewed his senbon slowly, eyes looking around the room for something that would balance, and yet one-up Kakashi at the same time. There wasn't much he was sure he could balance, not without having to cheat and that wasn't Genma's style at all. His eyes finally circled the whole room, coming back to rest on Kakashi as he regarded the man with slight annoyance. It was only when the all-too familiar orange caught his eye that Genma had an idea: an idea that was probably going to get him killed, but an idea nonetheless.
"Good move," he praised Kakashi, stepping forwards towards his comrade and moving a hand to firmly cop a feel of Kakashi's ass while the other lightly moved to his pocket, hoping that the copy-ninja was too focused on Genma's lack of personal boundries, rather than the book he'd managed to hook out. He wasn't going to mess around then, quickly stepping away and balancing the book on top of the bento box, breath held as it wobbled, but stayed.
"That wasn't against the rules, no?" He grinned, senbon almost falling out of his mouth with how hard he was trying not to laugh; he'd outsmarted Kakashi through the use of tactical sexual harrassment, that was a story to brag to Raidou and Aoba about.
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Post by kakashihatake on Aug 3, 2014 22:38:38 GMT
Kakashi folded his arms triumphantly as he watched the annoyed tokujou scan the room. There wasn't anyway the man could one up him, he was sure of it. That was until he saw the way Genma turned his eye on him. The man had a trick up his sleeve, and Kakashi was intrigued.
"What's your next move, then?" Kakashi answered int return, not at all thinking Genma was approaching him, merely trying to walk past. He was wrong though. The next moment, Genma was suddenly in his personal space and copping a feel, firmly grabbing an ass cheek. "Wha--" He blanched, shocked that Genma would be so bold, and annoyed that Genma thought this was an appropriate time to try and feel him up. He didn't even try to get out of his grip though, simply admonishing the tokujou. "Genma, we're trying to play a game here. Cut it o--oh." His precious Icha Icha came into sight, with Genma's filthy fingers all over it before it was balanced atop Kiba's head. Kakashi scowled openly; he was not used to being tricked.
"Not against the rules. But you did play dirty, and two can play at that game." He answered, still scowling. He didn't want to think about how much Genma would brag about this later. He could already hear it now in his head; 'Oh yeah, he didn't even push me away, he must love me or something.' What a jerk. Kakashi was determined to one up Genma once more.
Turning hastily, he scanned the room again for one more item to balance on Kiba's head. He considered using a chair, but that required too much effort. He spotted his item and grabbed it; a clipboard. It didn't matter what the item was, he was going to one up Genma with something else. He turned to Kiba again, and balanced it atop the Icha Icha.
"Wait. I'm not done." He reached into his pocket and grabbed the dry erase marker he'd stashed earlier. He stooped down so he was eye level with Kiba before uncapping the pen, and going to work. A few moments later, he turned away so Genma could see his handiwork. He'd drawn a dong on Kiba's face, the tip facing his mouth and suggesting that the male parts had 'finished'.
He grinned. "What do you think about that?" He asked, standing up the pen still in his hand. He didn't even see if Kiba had stirred; his plan of action was to shove the pen in Genma's hand once Kiba awoke anyway.
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Post by kiba on Aug 3, 2014 23:07:30 GMT
Apparently, Kiba could sleep through a hurricane without waking--his mother had told him a thousand times of when it would thunder and the Haimaru brothers, who hadn't yet learned to speak, would be inconsolable, yapping and whining and whimpering and requiring constant attention from Kuromaru and Hana. They'd received more noise complaints from the three dogs during thunderstorms than they ever did otherwise, and Kiba could sleep soundly through all of it. Not the best trait for a ninja, but he had no idea how to train himself out of the habit.
He didn't stir as the men piled various items from the standby room tactically in his head and his lap, and even the feeling of being drawn on didn't rouse him--but as the marker slowly dried on his face, its strong, chemical scent hit Kiba's nose, and that was enough to finally stir the jounin into consciousness.
As soon as he woke, he had shifted, which reasonably toppled most of what had been balancing over, a bento box that tumbling off from his head, apparently, the strong smell of the food hitting his nose as well once it had opened and spilled onto his dog, and the rest of what had apparently been on his head--a tray? And one of Kakashi Sensei's dirty books. He'd also knocked over most of what was in his lap, only the potted plant remaining, while the kettle tumbled to the floor with a loud, metallic clang.
Equally as baffled as he was annoyed, Kiba looked up sharply to find the culprits, and as Kakashi and Genma were the only ones in the room, he was sure it must have been one of them, or both of them more likely. "What the fuck is wrong with you guys?" Kiba barked at them, rubbing his face and noting a bit of the dry erase marker came off onto his hand--he had no idea what had been drawn on his face, but he could only make guesses based on how immature the rest of their shenanigans had been. At least Akamaru didn't seem overly phased, which he supposed was because all of the stuff had ended up piled on him instead of his dog, and now his ninken was making short work of the spilled bento, and Kiba hoped it was one of theirs, so his dog could have stolen what they'd intended to eat.
On closer inspection, there were balls of plants and papers rolled up, casually tossed about Kiba's lap, and the plant across the room was looking pretty scarce on leaves. He was fairly sure he knew what had gone on here--or at least why. He knew who the seat had smelled most strongly of before he'd started sitting here, but now his scent was just as strong as Genma's--stronger, even, and if the 40 something year old tokujou thought throwing papers and piling shit on Kiba was going to get his seat back, he was dead wrong. The challenge for the seat only made Kiba's desire to hold onto it stronger--so he decided he'd play dumb and not bring up the seat at all, wondering how far he could push the older men. "Don't have any missions so you decided you'd--what's on my face, Akamaru?" The dog whined in reply to Kiba, before offering an annoyed snort to the jounin and tucking his head on his paws defensively, trying to signify that he was comfortable and wouldn't be getting up soon. "A dick on my face," he sighed--just what he'd expected. "That's pretty creepy, even for your standards, Kakashi Sensei."
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Post by genma on Aug 3, 2014 23:21:25 GMT
Genma quickly lost his amusement with the challenge as Kakashi started drawing a dick on Kiba--a full ejaculating penis on the son of the craziest mother in Konoha. Although Genma wasn't usually one to panic, he could feel his stomach drop as he realized how Tsume was going to kill Kakashi. Or how she wasn't going to kill him--she was going to blame Genma and shout at him and rip his throat out and probably feed it to her fucked up dog and there was nothing he could do about it because Kakashi had drawn a penis on an Inuzuka.
His horror only escalated as the graphic penis seemed to have woken the sleeping Jounin, their work of art having clashed to the ground. At least it seemed like Kiba was mostly putting the blame on Kakashi, but Genma still doubted that was going to save him any grace--and he supposed it wasn't right to throw Kakashi to the dogs when it had been his leaves and paper that had started it. "Good morning Kiba," he greeted, throwing the guy a smile before shrugging at the action around them.
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Post by kakashihatake on Aug 3, 2014 23:52:10 GMT
As soon as Kakashi heard Kiba stir, he shoved the dry erase marker into Genma's hands. He didn't want to be blamed for the drawing, but he would take some of the fall for the balanced items. He turned and gave Kiba an innocent look, watching as he rubbed at his face and pushed off the junk they'd put on him. He had to hold in his laughter as he stared the Inuzuka straight in the eye; the dick on his face was really amusing. "Ah, have a good nap, Kiba?" He greeted as well, following Genma's suit and ignoring the items around Kiba's feet.
When Kiba accused him of the dick drawing, Kakashi was quick to lay the blame on Genma. "Me? What makes you think it was me?" His eyes trailed down to the tokujou's hand, where he'd shoved the marker. "The evidence says otherwise. I would never be so childish." A clear lie. Kakashi could be very immature. "Besides, you're not sitting in my regular seat." He'd swindled his way out of the blame already. He had to refrain from smirking at Genma or he'd give his lie away. While Genma was refraining from throwing him under the bus, Kakashi didn't have any problem doing so to his friend.
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