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Post by kiba on Aug 4, 2014 0:57:07 GMT
Kiba's eyes narrowed as he listened to Kakashi speak, barely regarding Genma's greeting with anything more than a glare in his direction before he focused on Naruto's sensei. He didn't interrupt the jounin, eyes flitting back to Genma at the mention of his regular seat--Kiba's regular seat now. Admittedly, Kakashi's story sounded logical, and he didn't know Genma well, but he knew he was a friend of his mother's, which didn't speak too highly for the man.
But he wasn't a genin anymore, and he wasn't about to be fooled by either of their tricks, even if he had managed to sleep through everything they'd done, he'd still reason out who was the source of his problems. "Genma did it?" he asked, his nose twitching slightly, although he didn't move or even shift closer to either of them. "Weird, because you're the one who smells like marker, Kakashi Sensei. Maybe you got some black dick on your fingers?" he suggested, quirking an eyebrow at the older man.
"But I know it wasn't all you," he continued, lifting the potted plant slightly to see there were bits of leaf caught underneath it as well--meaning the torn leaves had come before the entire plant. He picked one up before setting the plant back down, rolling it back into a ball with his fingers before glancing towards Genma. "These came first, right? And who do you think they smell like?" he asked, flicking the leaf back at the tokujou.
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Post by genma on Aug 4, 2014 1:40:45 GMT
Genma probably should have expected that Kakashi would try and weasle his way out of it, but he didn't know how quickly he would turn on him. What happened to comradery? He wondered to himself, eyes narrowing at Kakashi but not commenting just yet.
Even then, it was hard for Genma to remain composed at Kiba's accusation towards Kakashi, biting hard on his lower lip and coughing into the back of his hand. Surely the Jounin knew what he was saying, and Genma wasn't about to let it pass by in one sentence if Kakashi was planning on trying to pin it all on Genma. "Looked like he was trying to get some white dick earlier too," he muttered loud enough for the other two men to hear, not about to drop how receptive Kakashi was to his earlier 'advances' any time soon.
"Ah well, typically leaves come after the plant," he replied to Kiba's question, chewing his senbon as if it would answer Kiba's question. It was obvious who had done what and why, but it was a matter of who would bring it up first.
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Post by kakashihatake on Aug 4, 2014 2:38:46 GMT
How annoying. Kiba had figured out his little white lie, and managed to make a poor joke in the process. Kakashi wouldn't show that he was annoyed however, or answer Kiba's accusations, so he merely shrugged. Kiba could believe whatever he wanted, but Kakashi was still going to lay the blame on Genma. However, Genma's cough and comment did not go unnoticed by Kakashi. His eyes slid over to Genma, conveying that he would deal with that issue later. Kakashi didn't enjoy being humiliated; he was a prideful man. For now, his face was schooled into his usual apathetic expression.
Enough with throwing under the bus, it was time to help Genma out with the other items around Kiba. "Hai, hai usually the leaves fall off the plant." He agreed with Genma. He wasn't going to state what they had been doing if Genma wasn't. "You know, Kiba, since you have the leisure of taking a nap you wouldn't mind helping us out with paperwork, would you? Naruto might need some help in his office too." Now he was just trying to create a diversion.
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Post by kiba on Aug 4, 2014 3:10:08 GMT
Kiba's eyes narrowed further at Genma's muttering, a flush coming to his face from the implication. "Hey! Do you think I wanna hear that?! Sheesh--can't you harass me and then flirt with each other later?" Kiba barked at them, fingers tensing into fists as he lost his cool--but Akamaru nudged him and whined, and Kiba relaxed at his dog's comfort, hand moving to pat the dog's head.
"Leaves don't fall off in little torn up pieces, and fresh, green leaves don't crumple themselves into balls either," Kiba spat back, annoyed with the way they were speaking to him now. "Stop acting like I'm an idiot." He didn't need them to admit that they'd done what they'd done--he could smell who had touched what and therefore who had placed what on him--and the plant or the bento had to have come first, but the leaves still came before that still, meaning Genma had been the one to start things with him, whether or not they were going to lie about it to him.
Kiba tensed at the mention of Naruto's name as well, looking away from the older jounin at the notion that Kiba would help Naruto at the office--or could, for that matter. He didn't dream of being the Hokage's assistant. "Naruto doesn't need my help," he muttered, keeping his eyes down for a moment before he looked back up at them. Shifting back in his seat, Kiba pulled the plant closer and crossing his legs around it, making it clear that he didn't intend to get back to his feet any time soon. "I'm not getting out of Genma's seat, either."
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Post by genma on Aug 4, 2014 4:14:06 GMT
He couldn't help but smirk at Kiba's reaction, noting that the kid seemed to be easy enough to rile up. It was also hard to take him seriously after Kakashi had drawn a dick on this face, although that didn't seem to be bothering the Jounin too much. He ended up shrugging as Kiba pieced everything together--he didn't expect to keep it a secret from the man, and he certainly didn't think it was much of an accomplishment to realize the obvious. He hadn't expected the youngster to give up his seat either, but that didn't mean that Genma was happy with it. "Well at least you know who it belongs to," he commented, already sensing that this whole thing was going to be more trouble than it was worth. There had once been a time where rank and experience demanded respect: but that was another issue with the current generation that Genma was left to deal with.
"Aren't you supposed to be a Jounin?" He commented, eyes firmly fixed on the boy as he looked him over. He obviously had some talent if he was Tsume's kid, but Genma would easily bet he had her stubborn personality too. Maybe even worse, who knew? "Falling asleep like that is going to get you killed, take it as a lesson learnt and thank us later. If you're gonna lie around the Jounin's lounge like you own it then expect to be treated the same as everyone else."
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Post by kakashihatake on Aug 4, 2014 6:57:48 GMT
Kakashi was quick to join in an Genma's teasing. While Genma could irritate him sometimes, there were other times that Kakashi thoroughly enjoyed his company and they acted like a dynamic duo. Now was one of those times. Ganging up on Kiba was going to be fun. "He's right." He chimed in. "You're a jounin now, why should we treat you any differently than we would Yamato or Raidou?" He gave Kiba a sly grin. "Is it because you're younger? You seem to have no problem treating the older jounin as you would your peers; you stole Genma's seat." Kakashi seemed to be taking care of the generational thing for Kiba. He enjoyed guilting younger ninja; it was something he had excelled at since he began working with Team 7 years ago. Not that he thought Kiba would feel guilty. "He should be thanking us, if this were the field, he'd be dead." He commented to Genma.
The silver haired jounin did not fail to notice how uncomfortable Kiba felt at Genma's comment. As much as he had loathed Genma's comment earlier, if it made Kiba uncomfortable he had no trouble exploiting it. "He's uncomfortable with flirting, Genma. Why do you think that is?" He had a devilish gleam in his eye as he folded his arms across his chest. He was hoping Genma would back him up on this and follow his lead.
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Post by kiba on Aug 5, 2014 3:53:08 GMT
"Belonged to," Kiba corrected, still not moving. "Anyway, I didn't see your name on it and I missed the rules in jounin initiation that mentioned assigned seating," he grumbled, reaching to pet his dog when Akamaru piped in with a supportive bark. "And I don't have any problem with flirting!" he barked back at the older men, the tinge on his face coming back to conflict with his sentence. "I just rather you don't do it in front of me while we're... in the middle of... whatever this is."
His eyes narrowed again, letting out an annoyed sigh at the lecture he was now receiving. "I'm not like this on missions," he sighed, not sure they would believe him. "Kakashi sensei we've been on missions together, remember? I haven't died yet from sleeping too heavy. Tch, plus, it's not like you were doing it to teach me to wake up either, you two are just bored old men. If you want your seat, get here before me and don't pile plants on me. For now, I'm not moving. And don't tell me to go do paperwork--I'm caught up, and I know you two never do any and I think Izumo would probably be delighted if you wanted to start."
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Post by genma on Aug 5, 2014 5:07:22 GMT
Genma didn't respond to anything Kiba said, watching him passively and wondering how any child of Tsume's could end up so jumpy--didn't Tsume thrive on making other people uncomfortable? Either way, he wasn't about to give Kiba an easy time when the guy was being so self-righteous about the whole seat thing. His eyes drifted over to look at Kakashi, who seemed to be doing the same with him. Even if he could be at odds with the guy, there were times when they worked well together and he had a feeling now was going to be one of those times.
"Mm, how self-absorbed can you get, Kibbles?" Genma lectured him again, having already found a nickname to make out of him. "You just want us to focus all our attention on you and your whining?" He tutted, stepping behind Kakashi and draping both arms around his neck. He didn't mind play flirting with Kakashi, but the man's hair was a mess. How did anyone ever hug this guy from behind?
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Post by kakashihatake on Aug 5, 2014 5:25:20 GMT
Kakashi was not cowed at all by Kiba's threat of calling Izumo on him. Did Kiba think this was his first rodeo? He'd dealt with a fuming Izumo before, he could deal with him again. Anything else the 18 year old said went in one ear and out the other as Genma made eye contact with him and grinned. It was so nice that they were on the same page. Despite the pairs misgivings at times, the two older nins could be a dynamic duo when they wanted to. Time to work some magic.
He was completely pliant as Genma's arms lazed around his neck, a sly grin on his face as he listened to the nin tease Kiba. This was going to be fun. He leaned back into Gen, allowing the nin to rest his chin on his shoulder if he wanted to. "It's the just how the younger generation is," He reached a hand up to take the senbon out of Genma's mouth, "They think the whole world revolves around them and their problems," He replaced the senbon with one of his fingers, sliding his index into the tokujou's mouth. He smirked at Kiba, knowing the younger jounin had probably had enough, but Kakashi wasn't done. "Genma, be gentle. No biting please." He looked Kiba straight in the eye as he said this. What a jerk.
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Post by kiba on Aug 5, 2014 5:44:54 GMT
Kiba tensed at the nickname Genma had given him--normally being called Kibbles would just be annoying, but it was definitely borderline creepy considering the tone these two were going for. But it only got worse from there, freezing as the tokujou wound his arms around Kakashi's neck--it wasn't exactly the most affection Kiba had ever seen, but it was the most affection he'd ever seen for the soul purpose of trying to make another person uncomfortable, and he hadn't brushed up on any laws recently but he did wonder if it fell into the category of sexual harassment.
His whole face went red as Kakashi slid his finger into Genma's mouth, Akamaru's hackles rising in turn. "Jesus Christ," Kiba muttered, turning his gaze on the plant in his lap and staring at it intently, hoping if he disregarded them then maybe his face would stop burning and if his face stopped burning maybe they would stop initiating foreplay in front of him--but one thing was for sure, was that he wasn't going to abandon the seat any time soon.
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Post by genma on Aug 5, 2014 6:40:25 GMT
Genma wasn't going to deny Kakashi's shoulder if it was being offered, letting his chin rest there as he kept watching Kiba and the seat he still occupied. He hadn't expected Kakashi to take his senbon away, but allowed it for the time being--afterall, he'd taken the man's porn and now they were playing pseduo-couple with one another. It soon became clear as Kakashi put his fingers into Genma's mouth, and he was lucky that the older-jounin wasn't fussy about hygiene or the likes. He easily accepted it, gently nipping at it but making sure not to bite too hard--he wasn't trying to punish Kakashi, afterall.
That still didn't seem to be enough for Kiba, who was stubbornly remaining in his seat. Genma sighed internally, wondering if there was really anything that was going to get him to move. The kid's eyes weren't even on them anymore, which was problematic for this whole 'no-homo' event that wasn't even really no-homo in the first place; so much effort was just going wasted. Genma's arm draped further around Kakashi as he removed the fingers from his mouth, allowing him to step around the man until he was in front of him.
"Looks like Kibbles might be homophobic: maybe that's why he took my seat," he offered, eyes coming to meet with Kakashi's to check that what he was doing was okay with the other man--and of course it was, this was Kakashi they were talking about. Smirking slightly, he leaned forwards, mouth hovering inches from Kakashi's as he prayed that it would be enough to get Kiba to move.
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Post by kakashihatake on Aug 5, 2014 7:02:15 GMT
Normally Kakashi didn't enjoy public displays of affection, preferring to keep the physical action in the bedroom. He justified that this was alright because it was fake and for the sake of teasing Kiba. Oh, and also getting him out of the seat. They'd worked so hard trying to do that instead of their actual work, that it would be a waste of time just giving up this endeavor. This time, Kakashi was willing to go the distance.
Considering Kiba had looked away, the whole play they were putting on for Kiba was almost moot. Apparently Genma had a plan though, as he stepped in front of Kakashi, waiting for permission for...oh. Kakashi raised an eyebrow but wasn't resistant to it. If this is how far they had to go, then so be it. "Ah." He breathed in response. "Maybe he is homophobic. Maybe Inuzuka has been doing it to spite you for it." His hand came up to cup Genma's cheek for dramatic flair. His eyes peered over Genma's shoulder to see if they would have to go any further to get Kiba to leave. They did, obviously, as the dog boy hadn't moved yet. Well, here it went.
"I hate it when the dog insists on staying."
Kakashi took the leap and leaned forward, locking lips with Genma.
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Post by kiba on Aug 5, 2014 7:19:10 GMT
Kiba's eyes narrowed at the insinuation Genma made, and then Kakashi agreed with, glancing up at them to glare at them--but only for a second before their PDA made him uncomfortable again and he went back to focusing on the plant intently. The reason he'd taken Genma's seat was obvious--he wanted the seat next to the fucking fan, it was as simple as that. If they lived with Tsume, he was sure they'd be a bit more understanding towards his current situation. Still, he wasn't going to give up the seat now--he wasn't about to teach the old men that he could be trained to stop certain behaviors if he was made uncomfortable enough, because then they'd always use that against him.
Without any commands from Kiba, who was still in a staring contest with the plant on his lap, Akamaru started growling, simply because he could see Kiba wasn't happy, and he was aware of who was doing it. Kiba's eyes flitted to the dog as he shifted, getting up off the seat to stand in front of Kiba and bark at the men. "Akamaru," Kiba scolded quietly, the dog stepping back a bit under Kiba's command but continuing growling all the same. They might have been under his skin, but he still wasn't going to sic a ninken at them.
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Post by izumo on Aug 5, 2014 7:40:26 GMT
Things had been even worse since Shizune had no longer been needed as the Hokage-assistant. Everything fell onto Izumo's shoulders, although Kotetsu would help him carry that weight too. It was the Jounin who made the problem even worse, and Izumo was starting to wonder if any mission in the past three years had been properly documented. He was constantly missing records and information from Kakashi, which didn't help when the Hokage had never filled them out either, and Sai's could range from very useful to completely confusing. At least Sakura's gave him something to work off of, even if Yamato's just seemed to be heading towards harassment suits being filed. Izumo had finally decided to try and confront the ninja himself; it didn't matter if Izumo couldn't compare to his rank, paperwork was important and he was going to at least attempt to get answers.
Or maybe he wouldn't even manage, because there was chaos as soon as he entered the lounge. He hadn't even considered thet Kakashi and Genma could have been a thing before then, stumbling before he'd even got inside the whole room. He didn't even know where to look, eyes quickly darting away from Genma and Kakashi as he felt his face start to warm from embarrassment. It was then that he noticed Kiba, with a crude drawing on his face and surrounded by objects. Objects that didn't belong on him. Like the kettle. Or the plant he'd been trying to nuture to brighten up the room.
"What is wrong with all of you?!" He suddenly shouted, absolutely horrified that this kind of behaviour was happening in the Jounin lounge--a lounge Izumo only entered to clean up the mess his higher-ranking peers were making, and now there was an even bigger one. "My plant..." He mourned, eyes glaring at Kiba to try and work out why he was holding it. "What did you--Why is that on your face?" He ended up shouting even louder, quickly able to summarize that it definitely had something to do with Genma and Kakashi. "How can you be so disrespectful! This lounge is supposed to be for Jounin, not Academy Students!"
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Post by kakashihatake on Aug 5, 2014 7:51:11 GMT
Kakashi was certainly surprised by Izumo barging in and he wasn't surprised by much. He was so invested in this little game that he hadn't even noticed the man's chakra presence coming towards them. To make matters worse, Kakashi didn't even push Genma off of him right away. No, he took his sweet time backing away and pulling his mask back up into place. He surveyed the chaos around them, only to eye his Icha Icha. He picked it up and quickly put it back in his pocket. The dick he'd drawn earlier was still on Kiba's face, which made him smirk. Now was not the time to play though, especially since Izumo was so angry.
He turned his attention to the chuunin. "Gomen Izumo." He apologized quickly, his voice back to it's normal level and cool tone. "You're right though, this lounge is for Jounin." Then he just gave Izumo an expectant look; he was waiting for him to leave. It was clear he was pulling rank over him. His face was schooled into a stern expression, one that usually reserved for when Yamato was acting insubordinate. In other words, it was also his 'senpai' card.
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