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Post by kiba on Aug 5, 2014 8:08:20 GMT
Kiba jolted as Izumo started shouted, so concentrated on not looking at the older jounin make out in front of him that he hadn't even scented him coming. He'd never heard Izumo so angry, actually startled into silence as the chuunin shouted at him. He looked down at the plant in his lap, aware that he'd had little to nothing to do with the mess past sitting in the seat Genma liked to think belonged to him, but unsure how to even begin saying that when Izumo had reached volumes he didn't know the chuunin was capable of reaching.
"I wasn't--" he started, cutting himself off as Kakashi began speaking, although it probably wasn't wise to let the older jounin speak first, considering the lies he'd weaved to toss the blame onto Genma with no regard earlier--Genma seemed to have forgotten as much though. He narrowed his eyes as Kakashi continued though, annoyed with the jounin from the start and only growing further annoyed with the way he spoke to Izumo when the chuunin was right. "Oi, Kakashi sensei, don't be like that," Kiba barked at him, not wanting Izumo discouraged from trying to do his job just because of rank differences.
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Post by izumo on Aug 5, 2014 21:19:33 GMT
It was horrifying to see how long Kakashi took to pull away from Genma, the gears in his mind already turning at what could be going on between them. He couldn't help but wonder how long they'd been like this for--and if it was something permenant. But then one look at Kiba and his face told Izumo all he needed to know; Genma and Kakashi were not in a loving-secret relationship, Genma and Kakashi were doing it as part of whatever the hell was going on.
Izumo's shouting paused as Kakashi pulled rank on him, always unsure of himself whenever people pointed out the vast differences in their titles. His hesititation didn't last long, appreciative for Kiba standing up for him--even if he was about to start shouting at the man again. "I wouldn't have to keep coming here if I wasn't expected to clean up after you guys!" He argued, tone quieter than before but still shouting. "You have so much paperwork due, this is supposed to be an area for other Jounin to do that paperwork too!"
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Post by genma on Aug 7, 2014 7:12:59 GMT
If there was one thing Genma was never prepared for, it was Izumo going off the handle. It happened every now and then, but mostly to Kotetsu and Genma was usually smart enough to stay as far away as possible when it began. It seemed that pulling rank hadn't worked, and it only fueled the chuunin further into his rant. The whole situation was surreal, from Izumo shouting to the ejaculating penis still aimed at Kiba's mouth.
It was true that he had paperwork due, but so did everyone else. It wasn't as if the paperwork issue was a recent development, or was going to be fixed any time soon. It was a systematic failure, and Genma was just one tiny cog contributing to the whole mess. Still, it wouldn't be wise to bring that up with Izumo. "Technically paperwork was being done," Genma tried to reason, even though the only person doing the paperwork had been Kakashi and that had been instantly abandoned once they'd starting messing around with Kiba. At least the kid was in just as much shit for that as they were, considering that sleeping didn't seem to be producing many results either. "The mess can be cleaned, I already assumed that was part of my losing duty."
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Post by kakashihatake on Aug 7, 2014 16:18:40 GMT
Why couldn't the Inuzuka keep his trap shut for three seconds? Kakashi let out a heavy sigh. His rank card would have worked...IF Kiba had understood it wasn't meant personally, but meant to keep Izumo from shouting at them. How annoying. He shot Kiba an irritated glance before turning his attention to the explosive chuunin in front of him.
Izumo needed to be diffused, and quickly, otherwise things would just escalate. Kakashi was more than eager to join Genma's efforts in calming the ball of fury that was Izumo. "Hai, I was doing my paperwork." Kakashi nodded. "We both were." He gave a pointed look over to the table he had Genma had been sitting at. There was a large stack of unfinished papers sitting next to a minuscule stack of completed papers. Had Genma really been doing paperwork? He didn't know, but lumping him in was Kakashi's way of saying 'sorry' for blaming him completely for the dick on Kiba's face, which was still very funny to look at.
When Genma mentioned 'losing', Kakashi was quick to make sure that Genma knew they shouldn't explain their little game. "Ah well, of course you were going to clean up Genma, it was all a part of the deal." He nodded, giving a knowing look to his friend. "Izumo, no need to clean up after us anymore. The jounin room will be fine without your cleaning expertise, no need to trouble yourself." The jounin room would NOT be fine if someone wasn't assigned to clean it up. It would be a pigsty within a few days without a responsible person in the mix. "Kiba, you can go back to napping and blocking the fan for the rest of us. You seem to need your rest." He wasn't going to let the Inuzuka get away without any blame.
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Post by kiba on Aug 8, 2014 1:17:36 GMT
"Yeah, maybe they were doing their paperwork, but then they decided piling shit on me was more important," Kiba spoke up from the background, still not rising from his seat, well aware that if he did, everything he'd suffered for would be pointless. "Including someone's lunch, by the way. Doubt it was one of their own," he grumbled, picking up the now-empty bento box and holding it on display to Izumo.
"And maybe I will go back to napping!" Kiba complained again, sitting up a little straighter to glare at the older men. "The Jounin Lounge is literally a standby station until we're needed--I haven't seen any rules against napping and if there are any, I doubt I'm the only one who's ever broken it. I don't have any missions I'm shirking in favor of sleeping here, and all my paperwork for the moment is done. Unlike you, I'm not slacking off of any duties. Plus, I do need my rest! Have you ever tried to share a house with my mom?" He paused, suddenly becoming aware of his mother's social activities and the fact that the two men weren't too far in age from her. "Actually, never mind, I don't want to know. The point is, I haven't really done anything wrong and they drew a dick on my face. So."
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Post by genma on Aug 9, 2014 19:53:34 GMT
Genma's eyes narrowed a fraction as Kiba claimed he'd finished up all his paperwork, unable to believe there was a single jounin who had managed all of that--let alone Kiba. When did the kid do anything but sleep? He also decided to ignore the comment about sharing a house with Kiba's mom, seeing as it was an arrangement he had been accustomed to once in a while. "That's usually your cue to seek out the Hokage and ask for a mission," he instead retorted, but it seemed like the battle had been lost for the moment. Izumo would be more worked up about the paperwork and mess, none of which Kiba had been part of. Sure, Genma would take the defeat today, but the war was far from over.
"Yeah, see, I'll clean, and I'm sure Kakashi will help," Genma smiled, not about to let Kakashi get off the hook too--seeing as he was the one who had now caused most of the mess, and had tried to throw Genma under Izumo's rage. He wasn't sure how to approach the dick topic, mostly because it wasn't the kind of humour that was in Izumo's taste. "Well, the kid was being a little homophobic," he reasoned, hedging his bets that the chuunin would let the whole matter drop if it became too complicated to keep track of.
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Post by izumo on Aug 9, 2014 21:29:06 GMT
It was impossible to keep up with the whole mess that the men in front of him had created--they seemed to contradict and then suddenly merge stories again, with Kiba constantly switching from seeming in the wrong to seeming in the right. It was impossible to know whether he'd walked into the jounin lounge or the academy--could five year olds use the transformation technique? Just looking at them was giving Izumo a headache at this rate, knowing that Kakashi and Genma were playing him as the facts started to slowly slide together underneath the elaborate weave of bullshit they'd made. It was clear now that Kiba had been in the spot he usually found Genma, and that had resulted in Kakashi and Genma playing some kind of game over it. Why the game had to include Izumo's plant, he didn't know, but trying to understand anything those two did was just another issue on its own.
"You two don't know how to clean!" He retorted their offer, knowing that it would be a quick job that probably ended up swept underneath the couches for Izumo and Kotetsu to find much later, when the Hokage decided another furniture change was in order. "Even if you were doing paperwork, it doesn't excuse this. All three of you are directly involved," and I'm not paid enough to deal with this he internally finished. "This is basically enough to warrant higher authority."
It was only when Kiba directed Izumo's attention to the bento box that he actually looked at it a little closely. Although he wasn't necessarily supposed to store food in the jounin lounge, it was a little safer than it would be in the chuunin. Chuunin were supposed to be worse than jounin, constantly eating someone else's food and then feigning ignorance--not that he'd ever heard of them throwing lunch at sleeping comrades. Even that irritated Izumo, stepping closer to begin shouting again, only to realize he recognized the bento and the contents that had spilled out of it. "Is that..."
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Post by kotetsu on Aug 13, 2014 1:51:31 GMT
For the first time ever, Kotetsu was left wondering where Izumo was. The Hokage had some paperwork he wanted them to fill out and Izumo was nowhere to be found. Ko wasn't just about to do it himself either, even though he usually made his friend do it all; Ko was just a hypocrite. After asking around, he was lead to believe that his friend had headed over to Jounin lounge. It was pretty close to lunch time, maybe he was getting their bentos??
Something was not right though. He could hear irritated voices from the bottom of the stairs. What was going on? While he wanted to find his friend, he didn't want to be caught in the middle of an argument ESPECIALLY if Izumo was involved. There was no choice but to go up. With hesitation, he walked up the stairs to poke his head into the lounge. What he saw made his eyes widen. There was mess on the floor, Kiba had a dick on his face, Kakashi and Genma were there which definitely meant some sort of tom foolery had gone on, and Izumo seemed to be fuming.
At his friend's words, he noticed the bento on the floor among the mess. That was the bento Izumo had gone to great lengths to prepare. Shit. He had to get out. He just prayed he hadn't been seen as he tried to sneak away.
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Post by kakashihatake on Aug 13, 2014 2:01:10 GMT
Kakashi was not enjoying Izumo's scolding in any shape, form, or fashion, even if he did deserve it. It was annoying mostly because NO ONE here was able to diffuse the situation. Once Izumo got going, you had to let him go. He was like a freight train out of control, and he would only stop when he decided to stop.
Unless, of course, Kotetsu came around. And boy, weren't they in luck. Over Izumo's shoulder, Kakashi saw the familiar chunin appear and stare in horror at the scene. Kotetsu had arrived at a perfect time, because apparently the bento that he had chosen to balance on Kiba's head had belonged to Izumo. A distraction was a good thing, anything to keep Genma from potentially telling on him.
"Kotetsu!" He called out quickly, much to the chunin's dismay. He wasn't going to be able to get away without getting involved. "Please, come in. Your wife, Izumo, is very upset. You have to console him." It probably wasn't the best thing to say, but it would change the subject.
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Post by kiba on Aug 13, 2014 18:39:52 GMT
Kiba's eyes narrowed at Genma when the jounin suggested he seek the Hokage out for a mission; there was enough reason he wasn't about to do something like that, and it wasn't as if Naruto had time to speak to him otherwise, would he even have time to assign Kiba a mission? Still, he wasn't about to comment on it--his personal issues with Naruto weren't involved in this matter. He tensed as Izumo threatened to get higher authority involved with the mess they'd made, sure that would again either be Naruto, or Shikamaru, and while he didn't expect the jounin commander to be harsh with him, he doubted Shikamaru would take his side, either. Regardless of who the higher authority was, Kiba was sure didn't want them involved.
When Kiba scented Kotetsu close by, and then saw him moments later, he did think similarly to Kakashi, hopeful that the man would be enough to get Izumo to relax--but he certainly wouldn't have worded it the way Kakashi did, eyes narrowing at the older jounin. Now didn't seem like the best time to be poking fun at the chuunin. Still, he wasn't sure what he could do about it, merely rubbing at his face and rubbing off bits of the marker on his face, hoping to make it a little less distinguishable as a penis (it wasn't). He wasn't sure apologies from anyone in the room would help calm Izumo down, but if Kotetsu could, then at least there was that.
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Post by genma on Aug 14, 2014 17:25:32 GMT
Higher authority wasn't appealing to Genma in the slightest, unsure how Nara would even take the situation. He supposed that the kid was too burdened by his workload to really care about the situation in the first place--but he could always just be another Izumo, smiling through one laid-back persona while suddenly going batshit and flying off the handle on the other side of it. Even the Hokage was difficult to read, and Genma was aware that Shikamaru, Naruto and Kiba were all friends--not that being friendly with Shikaku had always helped Genma. Apparently there was a time and a place for joking, which never appeased the retired commander.
In all honesty, Genma wasn't sure how to sweet-talk his way out of the rock and the hard place he'd talked himself into in the first place, but then he noticed a potential saviour. After Izumo had stormed in to start shouting at them, Genma had kept a better sense on whether people were about to walk into the lounge or not. He could feel Kotetsu before he saw the man, completely relieved that there would be someone who could keep the enraged chuunin under control. Unfortunately, it looked like Kotetsu was probably going to be just as useful as the three jounin already hadn't been, sighing through his teeth as the second chuunin started slipping away.
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Post by izumo on Aug 18, 2014 23:43:34 GMT
Izumo's attention was finally silenced by the sound of Kakashi shouting Kotetsu's name, which was exactly the person he had been thinking about as his eyes had started to narrow at the food on the floor. "I'm not his wife!" He quickly snapped back, despite the fact he was standing over the lunch he'd made for Kotetsu. It was normal to make food for your partner--wasn't it Izumo's responsibility if the guy got health problems from always eating the same diet as a twelve year old with a lack of parental supervision? It was clearly a best friend thing; maybe Kakashi needed more best friends who looked out for him! Clearly Genma had failed that job, or maybe Kakashi had failed that job to Genma. Where had he even started with this rant?
"Why wouldn't I be upset about this, it's always the same routine," he sighed in further aggravation, already suspecting that Kotetsu wouldn't be so quick to take his side if he'd been lingering around outside. That, and if it came to whether it was right or wrong to draw phallic imagery over Kiba, Kotetsu would probably see the funny side and agree with Kakashi and Genma. What was with men being so self-absorbed with their own genitalia? He never had to tell Kurenai to stop drawing vaginas over paperwork or younger girls. "Kotetsu," he warned his partner, wanting some kind of back-up when it was already three men bickering like babies, he didn't need a fourth added in.
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Post by kotetsu on Aug 24, 2014 3:30:43 GMT
Rats. He'd been caught. Turning around with a grimace on his face, he blushed at Kakashi's comment, shouting in unison with Izumo, "He's not my wife!" Jeez, why did everyone always tease them about that? It was horribly embarrassing for Kotetsu, mainly because his friends had no idea how spot on they were about his sexuality and who his crush was. If they could see it, how come Izumo couldn't? It always made him wonder if Izumo just wouldn't ever consider him in that way. A-anyway! Enough about that embarrassing part of his life.
He meandered into the room, hesitant to join in this fire fight. The looks he was getting from the three jounin, and the hell fire gaze from Izumo, were too much for him. It was really a lose lose situation for him. Taking another look at Kiba was difficult, because it WAS pretty funny that he had a dick on his face, but he had a feeling that Izumo would just punch him if he laughed. He really didn't want to take sides. He knew that the only way out of this was to dodge laying blame.
"U-uh." He cleared his throat as he took his spot between the jounins and the chuunin, "The Hokage needs us for uh...some paperwork." It was a lame way to try and distract Izumo. While Kotetsu was usually good at calming his friend down, it wasn't so easy when he had the gaze of his peers on him. "Come on, Izumo, this isn't your fault, don't even bother with it." He tried again, rubbing the back of his head.
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Post by kakashihatake on Aug 24, 2014 4:19:29 GMT
Kakashi wasn't sure what he had expected, but it hadn't been the lame attempt Kotetsu had tried. He should have known that this would happen. Either way, he was quick to dismiss the 'wife' thing for now. It was more important for him to save all of their asses from Izumo's rage. "Hai, he's right Izumo, no need to bother with it, especially if Hokage-sama needs you for important paperwork." He answered. Like Kakashi could talk, he had his own paperwork to fill out anyway.
He pressed on either way. "Besides, I'm sure that we can settle this between us three, no need to bring in Nara-san, or Hokage-sama." He even threw in a charming smile; not that anyone could see it well with that mask. Naruto's interference he wouldn't mind, because more than likely the blonde would laugh too, but Shikamaru was a wild card. He'd probably get upset and mention that they were 'too troublesome' to deal with, and make them do even MORE paperwork...Kakashi did not relish in that idea.
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Post by kiba on Aug 28, 2014 17:45:59 GMT
"He is right," Kiba added, still not standing from the seat--but then he got up, eyes darting towards Akamaru and watching while the dog instantly filled the space Kiba had just abandoned, keeping the seat in Kiba's possession still. "Izumo, just relax, okay? We can fix it up; I'll even help clean, not that I made any of the mess," he added, shooting the two older men a glare, though not an overly-hostile one; he didn't want to risk ruffling Izumo's feathers any further.
"Man, you're gonna give yourself a heart attack getting so upset like that," he teased, hoping lightening the way he was speaking to Izumo might help the other lighten up as well. "We'll sort everything out, clean up the mess and then get to our paperwork done--or, well, those of us who have it," he added, raising an eyebrow at the older jounin, trying to pick on them as best as he could under Izumo's radar. "The place'll look as good as new again! And even if they don't know how to clean, remember who my mom is. I got an earful if I ever said anything was clean when it really wasn't," he laughed, doing his best to ease Izumo's worries. "So, just go with Kotetsu and leave the rest to us, okay?"
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